Spreading the investment

Continuing the discussion from MaidSafeCoin (MAID) - Price & Trading topic:

Great post from @Jabba !

Would anyone care to educate the uneducated about how they spread their financials out? @Jabba says he spreads it out [quote=“Jabba, post:950, topic:9923”]
in crypto (trezor and offline cold wallets), precious metals and property.

I am not just interested in what people invest in but also how they achieve this. e.g. specific websites they trust that they use for example to invest in precious metals.

Disclaimer, no one should take any responses seriously, everyone should do their own research, and everyone should know that their choices of investment are that exactly, their choice.