Here is a flow-chart on the process for becoming Scottish
Here is a Scottish haiku *
cauld smirr
ootside pub
shilpit weans staunin greetin
Here is some more poetry, looking forward to Springtime
Spring is sprung, ra grass huz riz,
Ah wunder wherr ra birdies iz?
Ra burdz ur oan ra wing,
But thats absurd, ra wings is oan ra burd.
- may not conform to International Haiku Standards
