SafeCoin would also be ok.
If you promise to be good and not mention cricket, even obliquely, then we will guarantee safe passage for you from the northernmost point of the canal network (Lancaster?) to Ayrshire. And back again.
But having tasted civilisation, you are unlikely to want to return.
I think that’s code for something, but I can’t do the accent.
That’s OK. It’s the ones who DO try to do the accent and fail miserably that really annoy.
Och aye, see yer Jemmey…wa tatties en neeps. [nuts tablet]
[Enters voice activated lift]
I have to award that effort an eleven.
It looks like someone was re-elected for another 6 months and another for another 10,000 years…
Someone had a drink for the new year
20 yrs since Y2K and now you are trying to scare us with Y10K?