SAFE Ambassador title

SafeCoin would also be ok.

1 Like

If you promise to be good and not mention cricket, even obliquely, then we will guarantee safe passage for you from the northernmost point of the canal network (Lancaster?) to Ayrshire. And back again.

But having tasted civilisation, you are unlikely to want to return.

2 Likes

I think that’s code for something, but I can’t do the accent.

1 Like

That’s OK. It’s the ones who DO try to do the accent and fail miserably that really annoy.

1 Like

Och aye, see yer Jemmey…wa tatties en neeps. [nuts tablet]

[Enters voice activated lift]

1 Like

I have to award that effort an eleven.

2 Likes