This is based on your meme above but I changed it a little. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
No, just no.
“Bitcoiners when they see you using the Safe Network on any electronic device”
This is excellent, but instead of Bitcoiners what about choosing another villain? Maybe:
“Authoritarians when they see you using the Safe Network on any electronic device”
“Big Tech when they see you using the Safe Network on any electronic device”
“Sheeple when they see you using the Safe Network on any electronic device”
Just a thought!
Good suggestions, friend! I will try them 
Your local phone number is 24 111 111: That’s easy to remember, well done!
Yes, in Bulgaria the phone is dialed with zero - 024 111 111
And also this version, with the Maidsafe logo:
