Och aye, so long as Willie is buying drinks, well a drink
Cor luv a duck, squire, you are in danger of going overboard with the stereotypes there
A very lightly veiled threat to a man who lives in a boat
Threat? Moi? petite moi?
You heartless brute. You could have at least waited until the cricket had finished.
I missed you Willie, but it seems I can conjure your presence with a tired, playfully racist stereotype - even without a mention. Noted! Obviously in reality you’ll be funding the free bar.
Quite happy to retreat into the stereotype of the tight-fisted Scotsman at this point
No checks. mate -cash only
I am in fact a tight-fisted Englishman.
I have met very few of the non-tight-fisted…
Rarer than @sascha’s hens’ teeth
If you keep moving, do you have to pay council tax on a canal boat?
I feel a split topic coming on. Or do you think the gods do sleep?
Nope, there are other costs though so it evens out.
Pretty sure @neo doesn’t…
It’s all that standing about upside down…
That’s why that song by the disgraced Aussie wobble board merchant never really travelled. It should have been “Tie me kangaroo up, sport”
Does JPL stand for Jake Peg Leg?
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